Royal Distortion- You’re A Mystery 7”. Royal Distortion are a female-fronted rock band featuring Isis Queen the former lead singer of the Barb Wire Dolls. Royal Distortion sound like a modern cross between Nirvana, Blondie and U2 with edgy Pop-rock anthems that hook you instantly. They’ve created a unique dreamy rock-solid wall of sound on their debut two-song 7” here. Import from Spain on Ghost Highway Recordings.