New Swears- Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever LP. These four Ottawa dudes have written a genuinely fun record—handclaps and chugging, sunny riffs in tow—full of songs about smoking weed, drinking, having sex, and not giving a shit and having a good time doing it. Do they break shit? You better believe it. Do they care about the bullshit? No way. The record might be best exemplified by "Legalize Freedom", a deep-voiced, sketchy track about outrunning the cops and doing coke and sleeping with prostitutes. This sounds more like a low-budget exploitation film than a gritty account of real life, but I like a good low-budget exploitation film. Damn this thing is fun. Fans of the Spits, Nobunny and Jay Reatards solo stuff will dig this. THIS IS THE LIMITED VERSION ON MURKY SLIME GREEN WAX!