New Swears- Funny Isn't Real LP. Ottawa’s New Swears throw a party and we’re all invited to come over and break some stuff. Opening track “Jon’s Coke” blows the roof off right from the start. It’s a barely over two minute long rush of jangly Rock N Roll that comes off like the Flamin Groovies on steroids. Imagine Mean Jeans partying with the Black Lips. Catchy, bouncy Garage Pop all the way from these Ottawa party animals. Fun record.