Dirty Chinese Thieves- Uber Alles LP. In a genre gone horribly impotent, it's relieving to know there's a band like the Dirty Chinese Thieves exists keeping punk rock fast and aggressive. 'Uber Alles' contains an an auditory barrage of criminally short songs for the attention depraved. This killer album casts aside all pretensions in favor of ensuring tracks like "White Gloves," "Hate Crimes" and "Termination List" run like a streamlined hot rod in danger of crashing into the median. Pulling from the brevity of early Black Flag, the twisted humor of Henry Fiats Open Sore and the effortless barrage of guitars of the Reatards, 'Uber Alles' is as awesome as it is inspiring. These are self released by the band and are pretty hard to find as they got zero distribution outside of being sold at the bands shows. Import from Canada.