Dirty Chinese Thieves- Uber Alles LP. In a genre gone horribly impotent, it's relieving to know there's a band like Dirty Chinese Thieves is keeping punk rock hard and fast. The album contains an an auditory barrage of criminally short songs for the attention depraved. Uber Alles casts aside all pretensions in favour of ensuring that tracks such as "White Gloves," "Hate Crimes" and "Termination List" run like a streamlined hot rod in danger of crashing into the median. Surprisingly, the band manage to keep it straight, delivering buoyant bouts of chant-a-long, three chord blasts. Pulling from the brevity of early Black Flag, the twisted humour of Henry Fiats Open Sore and the effortlessness of the Reatards, Uber Alles is as unusual as it is inspiring. These are self released by the band and limited to 300 copies.