Crappy Dracula- Almost LP. If there were a Top 40 artist called Crappy Dracula, I would buy two copies of their album and find some way to like it. Milwaukee’s Crappy Dracula play guitar heavy, self-deprecating punk rock with a witty hilarious storyline to most of their songs. On their debut LP, ‘Almost’, they sound like a combination of the Angry Samoans, early GG Allin and the Dead Milkmen with some funny as fuck lyrics. They are very good at what they do and paint a hilarious picture in songs like ‘Hospital Waste Management’, ‘Work Talk’ and ‘Reverse Puberty’. Comes with a download code.